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Post by ZombieGeorge on Apr 13, 2013 13:55:02 GMT -5
This duck walks into a bar one afternoon about 4:30. The duck hops up onto the bar and asks the bartender "Got any grapes?" The bartender looks at him oddly and replies "Nope!" So the duck hops down and waddles away.
Next day the duck waddles into the bar at 4:30 again and hops up onto the bar and asks the bartender "Got any grapes?" The bartender looks at him once again and replies "No! Now go away!!" So the duck hops down and waddles away.
The same thing happens at the same time every day for the next week or so. And once again the duck waddles into the bar at 4:30 and hops up onto the bar and asks the bartender "Ya got any grapes?" The bartender looks at him once again and replies yelling "No! I DON'T have any grapes and if you ask me that again I'll nail your head to the bar!!!"
The very next day the duck waddles into the bar at 4:30 again and hops up onto the bar and asks the bartender "Got any nails?" The bartender screams in anguish, "NOOOO!"
The duck replies "Got any grapes?"
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Post by Petite Fille on Apr 13, 2013 13:58:54 GMT -5
*groans....*
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Post by Paynetrain on Apr 14, 2013 11:43:30 GMT -5
that's the second tie you used that joke and it still sucks ass...:lol:
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Post by ZombieGeorge on Apr 14, 2013 11:45:23 GMT -5
It's the best joke ever. It has a talking duck.
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Post by Paynetrain on Apr 14, 2013 11:50:20 GMT -5
yeah rigggghhhttt >.>
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Post by Paynetrain on Apr 14, 2013 11:59:35 GMT -5
so superman is flying over metropolis city and he's very horny.He looks down and to his amazement he see's wonder woman lying naked with her legs spread out wide looking ultra hot,so superman doesn't know what to do,then he thinks to himself"hey i'm fucking superman,i'm superfast...i could screw at the speed of light and she wouldn't even know it"so he goes in at the speed of light,screws her and flies away with a grin.wonder woman get's up and says "what the fuck was that?",invisible man(who was already screwing her says"i don't know but my ass hurts like hell!!!"
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Post by zorinth on Apr 14, 2013 13:35:24 GMT -5
that's the second tie you used that joke and it still sucks ass...:lol: That joke is hilarious, what are you talking about. |
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Post by firezed on Apr 14, 2013 14:41:34 GMT -5
You know who hates Gingers...........The World
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Post by Jackson 5 on Apr 14, 2013 15:43:52 GMT -5
Wanna hear a joke?
Women's rights.
But i wanted to share this; i was reading in the paper the other day that there is now a company that is specializing in making GPS devices that have custom celebrity voices. Cher, Paul McCartney, Brad Pitt. But they had to have a recall on all their James Brown GPS's because it just kept taking everyone to the bridge.
I feel good!
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Post by Spiderzed on Apr 18, 2013 14:29:40 GMT -5
It's the best joke ever. It has a talking duck. The bestest joke, however, has three talking ducks. Three ducks are sitting on a bench. The first says, "Kwak." The second one says, "Kwak-kwak." The third one says, "Kwak-kwak-kwak." The first turns to the second one and says: "Let us take a leave and go elsewhere. This fella talks way too much." |
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Post by ZombieGeorge on Apr 18, 2013 14:39:30 GMT -5
comedy gold  |
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Post by ZombieGeorge on Apr 18, 2013 14:39:59 GMT -5
Q: Why did the zombie cross the road?
A: Baaaaaains!
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Post by Clott Addams on Apr 18, 2013 16:21:44 GMT -5
Q.: Why would a werewolf on the beach remind you of Christmas?  A.: Because he would have sandy claws.  ....Waa, waa, waaaaaaa!  |
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Post by Paynetrain on May 20, 2013 10:19:56 GMT -5
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