Zombie Christmas Carols

[Clott Addams]

O.K.
So, today is the second day of March. I'm a little late, I know.
I thought of this in late December (right after Christmas, of course), and was reminded of it again about a week-and-a-half ago by seeing someone's house in the evening, lit up with full Christmas regalia, in the middle of February.
Therefore, I feel slightly more justified in creating this thread in March. Think of it as preperation for next year!

Soooo, I'm going along, minding my own business, and suddenly I get this warped idea to sing (or just write out) the Alvin and the Chipmunks song 'Christmas Don't be Late', in Zamgrh. Yeah, I'm strange that way.
Then, while I'm figuring out the lyrics changes, I thought: Wouldn't it be hilarious to get together a group of zombies to go caroling in-game around Christmas time? A disaster is probably what it'd be. But a sublimely ludicrous, absurd, and hilarious disaster, none-the-less!
I think I'd laugh my ass off, going around with a group of brazzahz, breaking into a building, and instead of attacking the survivors, we all start singing at them in zamgrh! Can you imagine the confusion? Then, if we lived long enough, and if any of the survivors were smart enough to figure out what was going on; wouldn't they think it was hilarious? Well, it's just a demented little thought I had a few months ago...


English:                                                                            Zamgrh:

Christmas, Christmas time is near,                                         Barhah, Barhah am nah harh,
Time for toys and time for cheer,                                          Am hab bra!nz, an am hab harm,
We've been good but we can't last,                                       Ma zambah am ganna gab,
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast!                                                 Harrah Barhah, harrah nah!

Want a plane that loops-the-loop                                         Gan hab bra!nz, an ganna Graagh!
Me, I want a hula-hoop!                                                      Ma zambah hab ganna Graagh!
We can hardly stand the wait,                                             Ma zambah am hangrah nah,
Please Christmas, don't be late!                                            Za Barhah, harrah nah!

Christmas, Christmas time is near,                                         Barhah, Barhah am na harh,
Time for toys and time for cheer,                                          Am hab bra!nz, an am hab harm,
We've been good but we can't last,                                      Ma zambah am ganna gab,
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast!                                                 Harrah Barhah, harra nah!

Want a plane that loops-the-loop,                                        Gan hab bra!nz, an ganna Graagh!
I still want a hula-hoop!                                                      Ma zamba zrh ganna Graagh!
We can hardly stand the wait,                                             Ma zambah am hangra nah,
Please Christmas, don't be late!                                            Za Barhah, harrah nah!
We can hardly stand the wait,                                             Ma zambah am hangra nah,
Please Christmas, don't be late!                                           Za Barhah, harrah nah!



Yeah, I left out the dialog between some of the verses,
but really, isn't this enough?

[ZombieGeorge]

Lovely. Very much in the holiday spirit. We did go caroling one year, from Whittensdie to Old Arkham. We made friends with the Tikhon Medical folks, then ate them.

When we came back to Whittensdie, we found Albert Schwan had planted his flag in our soil, boldly defacing the wiki and inventing a complicated back story for the old homestead featuring himself as the hero. Naturally, from that point on, I tear of his face whenever possible. The guy is a tube.

[Clott Addams]

Mar 2, 2014 17:27:22 GMT -5 ZombieGeorge said:

Lovely. Very much in the holiday spirit. We did go caroling one year, from Whittensdie to Old Arkham. We made friends with the Tikhon Medical folks, then ate them.

When we came back to Whittensdie, we found Albert Schwan had planted his flag in our soil, boldly defacing the wiki and inventing a complicated back story for the old homestead featuring himself as the hero. Naturally, from that point on, I tear of his face whenever possible. The guy is a tube.

"We made friends with the Tikhon Medical folks, then ate them." 

So that's the deal with Albert Schwan! I remember seeing you post about him in the Whittensdie thread a while back.
Thanks for the story!

P.S.: Did you otherwise have fun caroling? Aside from the folks at Tickhon, I mean.

[ZombieGeorge]

Oh yes, the caroling was great fun. We sang Cthulhu Carols.

[Clott Addams]

Mar 4, 2014 9:38:26 GMT -5 ZombieGeorge said:

Oh yes, the caroling was great fun. We sang Cthulhu Carols.

Damn!
  I'm sorry I missed that!

[ZombieGeorge]

We could do it again this year, if we have enough people.

[Clott Addams]

Mar 5, 2014 15:05:43 GMT -5 ZombieGeorge said:

We could do it again this year, if we have enough people.

I think I'd like that! Phalanges crossed!