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Post by Clott Addams on Dec 26, 2013 19:15:03 GMT -5
You are standing outside Bowring Way Police Dept, a derelict grey-stone building surrounded by burnt-out cars. The building has been very strongly barricaded.
Lights are on inside.
Somebody has spraypainted Fl** #t onto a wall. The graffiti has been obscured by smears of gore.
There is a group of eight other zombies here. You recognise Old Barbara, Vickor Pascow and shibosho amongst them.
There are five dead bodies here. One of them smells strange. You recognise Pablooooo, Zombie Rolo Tony and Graveyardz amongst them.
Since your last turn:
You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (40 minutes ago)Really, I don't know why I didn't do this ages ago. Maybe it has to do with not being an official member of this group, or the fact that FU are headquartered some distance to the East of where I usually am.  Brainz is brainz, though; so please enjoy this thread, and all the tasty treats! Believe me, after all the pounding that's required to get at these guys, the treats seem all the tastier...
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Post by ZombieGeorge on Dec 27, 2013 12:48:36 GMT -5
 Graagh! |
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Post by ZombieGeorge on Dec 27, 2013 12:49:07 GMT -5
I'll send the Squirrel back that way.
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Post by Clott Addams on Dec 27, 2013 20:01:13 GMT -5
I'll send the Squirrel back that way. \0/ |
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Post by Clott Addams on Dec 27, 2013 20:26:51 GMT -5
You are inside Bowring Way Police Dept. The floor is flecked with dried blood. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are pfc sejda (60HP), Billy Marshall (60HP), MeatTank (57HP), Pherce (50HP), Greye Mortand (60HP), frest (60HP), Godfred (36HP), Villapha (57HP), Pneumatic Weasel (60HP), deadndead (54HP) and hayo (60HP).
The building has been decorated with a fish skeleton, an African sculpture, three skulls and a carved pumpkin.
Somebody has spraypainted ►Ⓑowring Ⓑlackwatch HQ◄ onto a wall.
There is another zombie here. It's Graveyardz.
You graagh threateningly, your call echoing out into the streets.
Cracked it!
A note on my color coding: Red ones are repeated CR'ers, and/or perpetrators of unprovoked rudeness; and don't care for homicidal maniacs one little bit. Yellow ones are neutral parties as of this writing. Grey ones are ferals, and green ones* are members of FU or Lebende Tote. Please treat accordingly.
*Green HP means infected, of course.
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UPDATE:
You are inside Bowring Way Police Dept. The floor is flecked with dried blood. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are pfc sejda (56HP), Billy Marshall (60HP), MeatTank (53HP), Pherce (50HP), Greye Mortand (32HP), frest (60HP), Godfred (32HP), Villapha (53HP), deadndead (54HP) and hayo (60HP).
The building has been decorated with a fish skeleton, an African sculpture, three skulls and a carved pumpkin.
Somebody has spraypainted �%�%�owr*n@ @��l*c*##*ch %%#@% onto a wall. The graffiti has been obscured by smears of gore.
There is another zombie here. It's Graveyardz.
You attack Greye Mortand and miss.
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Post by Clott Addams on Dec 28, 2013 15:44:47 GMT -5
You are standing outside Bowring Way Police Dept, a derelict grey-stone building surrounded by burnt-out cars. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded.
Lights are on inside.
Somebody has spraypainted Fl** #t onto a wall. The graffiti has been obscured by smears of gore.
There is a group of nine other zombies here. You recognise Vickor Pascow, SpongeMonkey, Genco Abbedando and Zombie Rolo Tony amongst them.
There are five dead bodies here. You recognise Old Barbara amongst them.
You smash at the barricade. Part of it collapses.
So, I had this idea today: Can I shoehorn the 'Alvin & the Chipmunks song' into Zamgrh?  "Barhah, barhah, ganna hab, gan hab bra!nz, an gan hab harm..." I'll have to do more later. Some friends in white coats are coming to take me away right now.
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Post by ZombieGeorge on Dec 29, 2013 12:50:30 GMT -5
lol. It's slow going getting back to Bowring. I keep finding free meals. nom nom
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Post by Clott Addams on Dec 29, 2013 16:07:12 GMT -5
lol. It's slow going getting back to Bowring. I keep finding free meals. nom nom Graagh! Well George, things are hoppin' over here! Here's an example: You are standing outside Bowring Way Police Dept, a derelict grey-stone building surrounded by burnt-out cars. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded.
Somebody has spraypainted Fl** #t onto a wall. The graffiti has been obscured by smears of gore.
There is a group of seven other zombies here. You recognise Vickor Pascow, SpongeMonkey, Zombie Rolo Tony and Old Barbara amongst them.
There are seven dead bodies here. You recognise Godfred and shibosho amongst them.
Since your last turn:
A zombie stood up. (23 hours and 57 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Barhah! Harman Hambargaz!" (23 hours and 56 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Graaaagh!" (23 hours and 55 minutes ago)
The lights went out in Bowring Way Police Dept. (20 hours and 28 minutes ago)
A zombie stood up. (15 hours and 17 minutes ago)
deadndead rose from the dead as a zombie. (13 hours and 57 minutes ago)
The lights came on inside House Auto Repair. (13 hours and 23 minutes ago)
The lights came on inside the Button Building. (13 hours and 22 minutes ago)
hayo rose from the dead as a zombie. (11 hours and 51 minutes ago)
The lights came on inside Bowring Way Police Dept. (11 hours and 40 minutes ago)
A zombie stood up. (9 hours and 12 minutes ago)
A zombie fed on a corpse. (5 hours and 57 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (5 hours and 56 minutes ago)
The lights came on inside St Helena's Hospital. (3 hours and 50 minutes ago)
Pablooooo stood up. (1 hour and 52 minutes ago)
You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (58 minutes ago)
The lights went out in Bowring Way Police Dept. (57 minutes ago)
You heard a distant and muffled groaning 3 blocks to the west and 1 block to the south. (46 minutes ago) ...and again. (45 minutes ago)
Hmmm, looking this over, here on the board; I finally see what they're doing. They have a pretty good tactic going. When one of us gets in, the first thing they do is barracade all the way up, thus preventing any more from getting in. This isolates their problem to one or two of us, which are then pretty easy to kill and dump. This makes us have to start all over again. Meanwhile, there's a hospital right across the street and a NT building close-by too. You've been here before, George. Any tips on overcoming these sort of tactics for us ferals? |
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Post by ZombieGeorge on Dec 29, 2013 16:37:59 GMT -5
I'm not too far off. I keep running into delicious noobs who have been locked out of the safe houses.
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Post by Clott Addams on Dec 29, 2013 16:48:21 GMT -5
I just went through the tabs at the top of the page, and looked at the 'Members List'. Zombie Rolo Tony is not in that list, but he has Feral Undead listed as his group on his profile. Have youu heard of him before? |
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Post by ZombieGeorge on Dec 30, 2013 1:45:19 GMT -5
nope. many feral don't bother with the forums.
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Post by Clott Addams on Dec 30, 2013 18:29:37 GMT -5
You are standing outside Bowring Way Police Dept, a derelict grey-stone building surrounded by burnt-out cars. The building's doors have been secured.
Somebody has spraypainted Fl** #t onto a wall. The graffiti has been obscured by smears of gore.
There is a group of seven other zombies here. You recognise Haarlo, Melinda Helper, Zombie Rolo Tony and Graveyardz amongst them.
There are five dead bodies here. You recognise Vickor Pascow and Old Barbara amongst them.
You smash at the barricade. Part of it collapses. The last few sections of it fall away.
One AP left!!!  ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Update: You are lying outside Bowring Way Police Dept, a derelict grey-stone building surrounded by burnt-out cars. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded - you can see no way to enter.
Somebody has spraypainted Fl** #t onto a wall. The graffiti has been obscured by smears of gore.
There is a group of seven zombies here. You recognise Haarlo, Melinda Helper, Zombie Rolo Tony and Graveyardz amongst them.
There are five dead bodies here. You recognise Vickor Pascow and Old Barbara amongst them.
Since your last turn:
Diseased Erasmus revivified you with a NecroTech syringe. (1 hour and 1 minute ago)
Diseased Erasmus dumped your body out onto the street. (1 hour and 1 minute ago)I saw that grimy monkey lurking near the hospital while I was bringing down the 'cades!  Exhausted, you can go no further.
You say "GRAAAAAAAGH!!! Ma zambah hab gannah hab bananarama gangbang! HARM HARMANZ!!! Hey, w-waitaminute! SHIT! SHIT!!! Kill that revving Erasmus on sight!! GRRRRRRRRR!!!"
You have run out of Action Points. 
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Post by ZombieGeorge on Dec 31, 2013 0:52:40 GMT -5
I'm there. I took out the generator at the neighboring NT building.
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Post by Rolo Tony on Dec 31, 2013 4:22:35 GMT -5
Zombie Rolo Tony here. We've got enough zed power to easily take the PD, but lack of communication is holding us back.
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Post by ZombieGeorge on Dec 31, 2013 15:23:21 GMT -5
Hoe about Midnight tonight EST? A little New Year's Eve surprise?
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Graagh!
